True Blood Rant

Dear Mr. Ball,
You had it all in this series.  You had vampires, virgin sacrifice, shape shifters, Menaeds worshiping alcohol induced sex orgies, girl-on-girl vampires, white trash biker meth werewolves, trailer park trash leopard chicks,  and what do you do? You embark on this male gay love non-sequitor with Lafayette and his gay latino lover. 

Now,  I have gay friends,  I have straight friends,  I have friends that I would not trust alone at home with my pets...but for Gods sake,  I do not want to see Lafayette getting his tongue waxed inside Mr. Cuban love "matchine".  When I think of "say hello to my little freiend",  I think Pacino in Scarface,  not the other "little friend".


Let's make a deal.  I am willing to give up some vampire girl-on-girl (which I consider sensitive and sweet) and one Sookie nude scene if you promise no more Lafayette gay tonsil hockey...

Sleepless